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What a dick.

Okay, seriously, when is Andy Dick going to stop being America's leading jackass?

Have you heard the latest? He was totally wasted at a BW3's here in the LA area last night and somehow got caught on video threatening to hit someone with a ketchup bottle after being harassed by them. At first I thought he'd been arrested for wielding a ketchup bottle which, aside from the fact that that's incredibly petty, is totally fucking hilarious. But, no, it gets better.

Apparently the cops got called when he excused himself from the restaurant and was then seen moments later urinating on the sidewalk out front. When the cops arrived they found him in a van with a bunch of witnesses standing nearby saying he'd just pulled the bra off some random 17-year-old girl exposing her breasts and humiliating her. When searched they found weed and Xanax in his pockets and discovered that he'd been mixing them heavily with alcohol. Which is, you know, a great way to start your night if you plan on ending it by going out like Jimi Hendrix drowning in your own vomit.

Finally, lets not forget that Andy Dick was the guy witnessed pressuring Chris Farley to "go smoke some crack" the night that Farley died of an overdose.


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Comments

Whoa dude...a ketchup bottle? I love it.

What a douche.

He also got his ass kicked by John Lovitz for talking shit about Phil Hartman.

http://www.monstersandcritics.com/people/news/article_1331205.php/Jon_Lovitz_and_Andy_Dicks_Laugh_Factory_brawl